Santa Ban Spreads

It seems the German anti-American neo-Nazi Christian Fundamentalist ban-Santa-Claus campaign has spread to the UK. A vicar in Dorset recently banned Santa from a church carol service. Imagine: you've spent hours donning a false beard and crimson robe, stuffing cushions up your jumper and practicing your ho-ho-ho's and some snotty vicar orders you to take it off! Santa refused and walked out in a huff. Good for Santa. We need to reject killjoy religious extremism, wherever we find it.