Pickled Cow Donation

Moneybags Hirst has donated one of his pickled cows to the Tate Gallery, together with three other pieces of anti-art rubbish. Sir Nick Serota would probably have preferred a donation of £100m toward the new Tate Modern extension - Hirst can afford it -, but he made suitably grateful noises to BBC News (title link). Coxsoft Art would have told Moneybags where to stuff his pickled cow: in Doris's Crack. Remember, Tate: a pickled cow isn't just for Christmas.