Emin Broody

I can imagine the headline in the Telegraph's arts section: TRACEY EMIN SOX IT TO 'EM IN FOLKESTONE. She's gone all broody and has left a trail of painted bronze baby clothes around the seaside town in Kent. Organisers of the first Folkestone Triennial have proved themselves to be a bunch of Philistines by wasting £2.25m on gimmicks by Big Names in the Brit. Anti-art Establishment. BBC News gravely points out that the Triennial is "to be held every three years". Surprise, surprise. I wonder if the Telegraph's art critic will pick up on that.