Tony Sees God

Catholic convert and ex-PM Tony Blair recently announced he intends to devote the rest of his life to faith (title link). He's going to bring all the world's religions together into one big happy family. Oh yeah? Has he tried walking on water yet? I couldn't resist a graphic.
"Cherie, I've seen God."
"Yes, I know, Tony. Why the frown?"
"He's got more hair than I have."
"It's only a painting, Tony, by Michelangelo."
"Who?"
To think we had a closet creationist in charge of Britain for all those years. No wonder the country's gone to the pit bull terriers.