In Art's Name!

I've been trying to ignore all that gormless ... er ... Gormley nonsense on the fourth plinth in London's Trafalgar Square, but the editors of BBC News are fascinated by it. I give in, because yesterday's "living statue" takes the biscuit. A man called Gunter inflated two sex dolls and a crocodile, released a live chicken; stripped naked - the seventh exhibitionist to do so -, hurled himself into that safety net which surrounds the plinth and pattered off into the crowd. All this in the name of art! The British Anti-art Establishment really is taking the Mickey.