This is the silliest "art" picture I've come across all week and I thought I'd share it with you. It's Bruce Nauman's Five Marching Men (1985) currently installed in the Nationalgalerie im Hamburger Bahnhof (CLICK). For those of you looking for something to do in London on May bank holiday Monday, don't click the title link! It takes you to the BBC's choice of things to do. With the exception of the new Galleries of Modern London in the Museum of London - free - they are wildly overpriced, which makes me wonder if the BBC isn't being paid to advertise them. Instead, visit your favourite art gallery or museum online and look for the most interesting freebies. There are lots. You might also care to take a stroll round the old metropolis spotting elles in Elephant Parade London 2010 (CLICK for a map).