Modern Art Is Pants

It's official: "Modern art is pants". BBC News quotes novelist Wendy Holden as saying so. And to prove it she's putting on her own exhibition featuring a framed pair of very large Y-fronts. (Click the title link for the BBC video.) Her latest novel, Gallery Girl, is set in the art world and its anti-hero is Zeb Spore, who sells everyday items spray-painted in gold for millions of pounds, a fairly typical modern art bum spawned of the Brit. Anti-art Establishment. Will he get his comeuppance? Let's hope so.