House Arrest for Ai

Need any porcelain sunflower seeds, guv? Genuine imitations. Guaranteed hand-painted the lot. I've got 100 million of 'em going cheap. That's 150 tonnes to you. Bargain price. Don't mind the dust, mate. It won't get up your nose if you don't breathe in. No, it's not Del Boy from Trotters Independent Traders. It's Chinese publicity seeker Ai Weiwei (pronounced way way, not wee wee). His latest stunt is to get himself put under house arrest while the authorities demolish his £670,000 ($1.1m) Shanghai studio. Oh well, easy come, easy go.