StartUp Whoops

The next whoops is a huge embarrassment for David Cameron's new StartUp Britain website, which takes too long to load and features Jessica Ratcliffe, an earnest Cameron and a beaming Sir Richard Branson giving us the thumbs-up sign (CLICK). It was launched on Monday and promptly started diverting visitors to malware that poached their details for potential online fraud! What a whoops! Look out, Sir Richard, there's a naked girl with shaven pubes creeping up behind you! Oh, it's Denni Parkinson. Ignore her. She's just showing off.