Welcome to the new look Tate Modern: The Tanks, Art In Action (2012). Two of the huge subterranean oil tanks in the former Bankside Power Station have been converted to house performance thingies and bad "art" films. I guess toffs who enjoy slumming will love it. The King of Crap gave BBC News the spiel: CLICK. Occasionally the camera cuts away to show Belgian choreographer Anne Teresa de Keersmaeker's boring and repetitive Fase. If that doesn't put you off, nothing will.