Art & Antiques Fair

If you have £1,000,000 going spare, you might like to lash out on Giambologna's gilt bronze statue of Prometheus bringing Fire to Mankind; but if you're a feminist MP, like Diane Abbott or Tracey Crouch, you'll probably throw a wobbler about the sexism of this title (CLICK). Mammary glands aside, the 41st Olympia International Art & Antiques Fair will open at London's Olympia Exhibition Centre on 6 June for 11 days (CLICK). You can book tickets now. Don't ask how much they cost. Doing so will just prove you're a pleb who can't afford to decorate your shack in the appropriate manner.