Doctor Who

Are you braced for the silliness of The Day Of The Doctor on BBC One at 7.50 tonight? Here are the 11 actors who have played Doctor Who so far, beginning with William Hartnell and concluding with Matt Smith. Personally I don't care who plays the Time Lord. It's the crumpet that counts. The BBC is being incredibly sexist in ignoring all the pretty young actresses who have flirted with the Doctor over the last 50 years. How does he resist them? Enter the Tardis, my dears. For a jaundiced view of Doctor Who, CLICK. As for the ExCel London show, forget it. Tickets are sold out (CLICK).