Regular readers will know what I think of so-called "performance art". Egotistical showing off doesn't qualify as art in my book. Here's a perfect example, a badly filmed video of "performance artist" Milo Moiré naked with a borrowed baby in her arms - no stretch marks - clip-clopping in high-heeled shoes through the LWL Museum of Art and Culture in Münster, Germany. The video asks the question “How little abstraction can art tolerate?” The baby has the answer. The other museum visitors take it all in their stride.