The Coxsoft Art Award

And now, after a great deal of pixel pushing, here's the one you've all been waiting for: winner of the Coxsoft Art Award for the Most Elegantly Dressed Lady at the Oscars 2006 is Ziyi Zhang in a gown designed by Giorgio Armani. No gold trophy, I'm afraid, luv, merely my admiration of your supreme good taste amid all the tawdry glitter of Hollywood.