Hillary Clinton's bust!
Remember Britney Spears on all fours, starkers? No? Come on! Now it's Hillary Clinton's turn to receive the Daniel Edwards' treatment. What? Hillary Clinton on all fours, starkers? Naw. She's too old and wrinkly to be a sex goddess. Well-groomed, mind you, in a posh-aunty-next-door sort of way. It's a bust. Edwards' title is, as usual, designed to stir controversy: The Presidential Bust of Hillary Rodham Clinton: The First Woman President of the United States of America. If this doesn't scotch Hillary's chances of becoming the Big Cheese, nothing will. Her bust is to be unveiled at the Museum of Sex, New York, on 9 August, providing the Mormons don't throw a wobbler over it. Don't all rush at once.