Woodland Trust Ecards
Damn! You've just received a Christmas card from Aunty Mabel. You didn't send her a card, because you thought she was still banged up in a Jamaican nick, having been caught with a condom full of dope down her left knickers leg, and the judge hadn't bought her story that it was just a memento of her late hubby, your Uncle Colombo, who died in 1950. She's now running phishing scams from Sidcup (easy marks in the UK and less wear and tear on her knickers). But you've missed the last posting day for Christmas. Double damn! Don't panic. Click the title link to send the old dear an ecard from the Woodland Trust.
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Not many Trees in the graphic!
Still Christmasy though. Click the title link to see a really old gnarled oak.
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