Martina's Art Balls
Soon or later, somebody, somewhere, is going to say that Martina Navratilova's art is a load of balls, so it might as well be me. This load of spotty nonsense opened in Paris yesterday: the Art Grand Slam show at Roland-Garros, home of the French Open. The 60 canvases took four years to create, with Martina hitting paint-soaked balls under the supervision of Slovak "artist" Juraj Kralik. Looks like a great copy-cat project for Damien Hirst.