Al Qaeda in UK Police
The Daily Mail's big news story yesterday was that at least eight Al Qaeda fanatics have infiltrated the Brit. Police, but they can't be sacked because they haven't exploded yet! It looks as though our fuzz need a helping trotter from the Dept of Homeland Security's Ed the Terrorist Detecting Pig (found on the Internet while looking for something else). Maybe he sniffs them out like truffles.
posted by Unknown @ 8.7.07
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ROFLOL! That's all I can say. Humour helps us cope with the studidity, right! right?
Absolutely. So long as you can laugh at the twerps, life ain't bad.
That's why we should have published some of the Dutch cartoons. Laughing at the enemy also helps.
My favourite was the line of smoking suicide bombers queing to enter Paradise and being told, "Sorry, we've run out of virgins"!
Or "Sorry you can't smoke in here".
Big "No Smoking" sign on the Pearly Gates. Paradise, what a dump! Just like Britain. And no virgins. Mind you, if you've blown your dick off when exploding, what's the point of a load of virgins?
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