French Kiss Arrest

French fuzz have arrested Sam Rindy (a woman) for kissing a white canvas by US "artist" Cy Twombly valued at more than £970,000 ($2m). Sam left a smear of red lipstick on the canvas and has been charged with criminal damage. She claims to have been overcome with passion by the sight of the painting. This daft publicity stunt took place in the Collection Lambert museum in Avignon. I think the person who should have been arrested is the one who put the insane price tag of £290,000 on a white canvas.