The Week's Silly Story

Here's a CCTV still of drug-addict Nicki Jex holding up a Leicester betting shop with a threatening plastic bag. Inside? His girlfriend's vibrator! The judge at Jex's trial wasn't amused. Today he sentenced Jex to five years imprisonment. The twerp will be out in three and back to his old tricks again, if his girlfriend's vibrator hasn't worn out by then.