Doris's Crack Update

According to The Times, which obtained this news from Tate Modern by means of the Freedom of Information Act, 15 twerps slipped into Doris's Crack in the first four weeks of its ... er ... opening (title link). Of these accidents, four were reported to the Health and Safety Executive. Why on earth did Sir Nick ever allow himself to be smitten by this dangerous female orifice? Answer in a word: "Publicity". The Times also reveals that Tate Modern is facing a number of legal claims arising from Carsten Holler's Test Site slides (CLICK).