Season's Greetings

Whatever you call it - Yuletide, Bacchanalia, Christmas - have a merry one, but try not to get into the same state as young Dionysus (Bacchus to the Romans), who is so sozzled he doesn't know whether he's coming or going. In fact I think he's doing both at the same time. And try not to worry too much about your turkey's carbon footprint. Worry about it next year. In the meantime lay off the cranberry sauce, because that's a real global warmer. Mind you, the Brussels sprouts don't help either!