Tacky Pope Memento
How's this for tacky? It's a plastic effigy of Pope Benedict XVI, one of the money-making mementos of his recent trip to the USA. Presumably a Chinese artisan took a day off from designing "British" garden gnomes to knock up this evil-looking pontiff parody. Gross! I wonder if Catholic convert Tony Blair bought one for his missus. Own up, Tony. How much did they rip you off for it? And has Cheri put it in the dustbin or is she being diplomatic?
"Love it, darling. So sweet in my cabinet of plastic High Court judges with Bill and Ben the Flowerpot Men.
"Squeak 'Weed', Cheri; you know it turns me on."
"Oh grow up, Tony!"