Stuckism has got stuck into Sir Nick in a big way. It invites UK residents to add our names to a No 10 e-petition set up by Charles Thomson: "We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to state that he will not give his approval to any reappointment of Sir Nicholas Serota as Director of the Tate gallery" (CLICK). Why? Sir Nick's importing foreign tripe like helter-skelters (CLICK) and Doris's Crack (CLICK) has made Tate Modern and Britain a laughing stock. Then there's the elephant dung bought from a board trustee for £600,000 (CLICK)!