Swine Flu Relief
Worried about Swine Flu? There's nothing like BBC News and Gordon Brown telling us not to worry to get everyone in a sweat. Don't panic! The answer is here, sent to me today: Oinksip Max, 10 sachets flavoured with lemon and apple sauce with a hint of stuffing. This is the maximum media paranoia formula, guaranteed to refresh your trotters and clear those snuffly snouts. Isn't it a pleasant change to see a talented artist having fun with his creativity, instead of being a pretentious prat?