Shock! Horror! Piracy! Not content with making the rich richer and the poor poorer and damn near bankrupting the country, New Labour in the shape of chancellor Alistair Darling intends to levy a £6-a-year broadband tax on every household with a fixed-line telephone! Now we can clearly see the flag flying over No. 11 Downing Street; it's The Jolly Roger! When do we get to make these cut-throats walk the plank?