Juan Gris FBI Collar

The Federal Bureau of Investigation has announced its recovery of this ghastly daub - "a still life cubist impressionist work valued at approximately $1 million" - by Juan Gris: Untitled (1926). So you can all stop searching for it in car boot sales. An undercover FBI agent posing as a buyer met the prospective seller in a hotel in Jupiter, Florida, and collared him. If found guilty, the silly villain faces up to 10 years in the clink. Nice one, FBI.