Wednesday, 17 November 2010

Kate Takes Charge

Another day, another bikini. Captain's orders:

I told you, Willy, right hand down a bit. And throttle back. This is a power boat, not a yacht. Watch out! You'll prang that paparazzi rowing boat. Whoo-hoo-hoo. Our wake will give him camera shake. Whoops! Tidal wave. Paparazzi overboard. Tee-hee-hee. Watch out for Sir Richard's yacht. Prang that and we'll never get super fast broadband. Quick, Willy, left hand down a bit! Oh, I don't know how you ever passed your whirlybird test.


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