Libyan Red Nose Day

Colonel Gaddafi has declared today Red Nose Day in Libya, in a bid to show the West what a jolly good sport he really is. He appeared on state TV wearing his red nose and encouraging pro-Gaddafi forces to follow suit. His troops are touring Tripoli with boxes of red noses for sale. Buy one or else! The proceeds will go toward helping children in Africa: those of his Somalian mercenaries.