Judgement Day

In case you hadn't noticed, today is Judgement Day, and I'm not referring to English football. The cataclysm was supposed to happen around dinner time, according to evangelist fruitcake Harold Camping. The first major earthquake would see Jesus Christ return to earth to "rapture" true believers and take them up to Heaven. The rest of us would be dead by October. Whoops! True believers who didn't get enraptured are now convinced God is testing them (title link).