The British media has been obsessed with photos of the Duchess of Cambridge's bare boobs since Friday, but daren't show them with Lord Justice Leveson pondering his verdict on the gutter press. So I thought I'd take a look to see what all the fuss is about. Easy enough to find through Google UK (CLICK if you must). The photos are pathetic. They were taken with a massive zoom lens from half a mile away! The editor of Closer claimed the couple were "visible from the street". Only if you happened to have a huge telephoto lens for long-distance wildlife photography or paparazzi snooping in your camera bag plus a hefty stand. Here's Kate looking demure for her first visit to a mosque on the day the story broke. Nice photo.