Campari Calendar 2013

Here's one of the 75% of Spaniards still in employment: Penelope Cruz. She's trying very hard to look sexy, but with that hairstyle she looks more like a Gorgon from Greek mythology awaiting her next victim. This is the August page from the Campari Calendar 2013, which continues to try to associate booze with glamour and luxury, instead of liver disease and premature death. The theme this year is superstition, sumptuously photographed at great expense by Kristian Schuller. (CLICK for a Telegraph slide show.) With a day of strikes and protests across debt-ridden EU countries, including Spain and Italy, I can't help wondering if Penelope isn't being waved as a red rag to a bull (CLICK).