Turnip Prize 2012

It's back! The big one. The only art prize guaranteed to give you a pun and a smile. The Turnip Prize (CLICK). Shown is Children in Knead (2012), one of this year's shortlisted entries (CLICK to see more). Marks are awarded against the following criteria: 1) Lack of effort, 2) Alliteration or pun used in title, 3) Is it shit? Tomorrow the winner will be announced at 6.30pm at the New Inn, Wedmore, Somerset, two hours ahead of that boring loser the Turner Prize on Channel 4. Why does 4 televise that tripe?