Was Jesus Gay?

What would Christmas be without the Reverend Glynn Cardy taking the Mickey out of his own religion? His latest billboard outside the Church of St Matthew-in-the-City in Auckland, New Zealand, hints that Jesus was gay: IT'S CHRISTMAS. TIME FOR JESUS TO COME OUT. (CLICK). It's a play on words: Jesus did indeed come out of the womb at some point, not at this time of the year, of course. The Romans set his birthday to coincide with Saturnalia. Aucklanders aren't interested in the play on words. They are furious, as usual. Last year the Rev. outraged them with Mary is in the Pink, showing a worried Virgin Mary holding a positive pregnancy test (CLICK). My favourite is Poor Joseph. God was a hard act to follow. (CLICK).