Can you forget Pyotr Pavlensky
, the "performance artist" who nailed his scrotum to the ground in Red Square and whom I suspect of suffering from congenital analgesia? The authorities are taking seriously this scrotum-nailing protest against ex-KGB boss Vladimir Putin and political apathy in Russia. A criminal investigation has been launched and Pavlensky now faces a charge of hooliganism, which carries a maximum sentence of five years in prison. He could be let off with a fine, but that seems unlikely as the Russian fuzz obviously want to stamp out this scrotum-nailing nonsense (CLICK
). Chin up, Pyotr.