US Teacher's Bum Art

Here we go again. Officials at Monacan High School in Chesterfield County, Virginia, USA, have suspended art teacher Stephen Murmer after they discovered he had posted a video on YouTube demonstrating his way of using his buttocks and other nether bits to paint flowers! Despite disguising himself with Groucho Marx glasses and moustache and using the nom-de-bum "Stan Murmur", he was identified and put on paid leave. Believe it or not, he has the cheeks to charge up to £450 for this tosh. To view his Butt-art Gallery - and videos! - CLICK.