Alternative Turner Prize

Kiddies, you have less than one week left to submit your entry to the Alternative Turner Prize 2008, which closes on 8 January. You must be aged 13 to 25 and your entry in any medium must be "inspired by the artwork of one of the four nominated artists in this year's Turner Prize" (2007). Inspired? Artwork? Artists? Who is the Tate trying to kid? Only a half-wit could be inspired by any of the mindless dross short-listed for last year's Turner Prize. Click the title link to sneer.