V&A: Fashion V Sport

The latest show at the V&A looks a dead loss: Fashion V Sport. "This exhibition explores the creative connections between the two worlds of fashion and sport." So what's the Dr Who alien doing in this show? Is he, she or it dressed for some new sport - escape the Muslim nutter gas attack 200 yards dash - or making a fashion statement for the facially challenged? Ask the curator. This tedious-looking girlie show runs until 4 January 2009. If window-shopping is your favourite sport, go for it. And may The Force keep you oblivious to the smirks prompted by your elephantine buttocks flopping about in your tracksuit bottoms.