Diehards Ad Campaigns

The British Humanist Association's no-god advertising campaign has prompted creationist diehards to hit back, like a bunch of kids shouting "Ya boo, sucks to you". The Christian Party is paying for the following ad to appear on 50 bendy buses: "There definitely is a God; so join the Christian Party and enjoy your life." The Trinitarian Bible Society has spent £35,000 for 100 buses to bear its ad: "The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God." And the Russian Orthodox Church plans ads on 25 buses: "There IS a God, BELIEVE. Don't worry and enjoy your life." Quotes like this convince me that humanity should be renamed Homo twitus. How can you enjoy your life when you're worried about offending some sadistic, omnipresent megalomaniac and suffering hellfire and damnation for eternity? And which god might grant you salvation? There are 2,500 of them! The wooden carving above depicts the Aztec god Quetzalcoatl. Imagine the dole queue of ex-priests when folk gave Q the bum's rush.