Damien Hirst Painting!

On the left you see Moneybags Hirst, shark stuffer with trademark spectacles, doing his thing to entertain a bank of press photographers. On the right is the new Moneybags without spectacles (contact lenses?) trying to look like a serious artist. Stung by Coxsoft Art News' constant sniping at his conceptual tosh, he's started painting again and will be showing off his new oil paintings at the Wallace Collection in October, only the second living artist to have a solo show there. I'm breathless with anticipation! Or is it hiccups?