Quote Of The Week

Sarah Michelle Gellar, the high-kicking actress who starred as Buffy The Vampire Slayer, has a nice line in dry humour. "Basically, I only like to choose films I don't understand ... I figure I gotta be doing something artful, right? Isn't that what makes something art, when you don't understand it?"
Nice one, Sarah, and congratulations on the baby. For those of you still puzzled by the modern-art confidence trick, School of Saatchi on BBC2 tonight at 9pm promises to bamboozle you further. I shall be watching Life on BBC1 at 9pm for truly wonderful contemporary art.