Latest Art Fad

The latest fad is limited edition contemporary art for mobile phones, designed by some of the UK's worst artists. The s[edition] website was launched yesterday and, believe it or not, 18 plonkers have already lashed out £500 each on digital versions of Damien Hirst's For Heaven's Sake, the most expensive of the lousy pieces on offer (title link). You get to store your purchase in your own online vault, from where you can download it to your computer, ipad or mobile phone. If you're a half-wit with money to burn on trendy tripe, CLICK to visit s[edition]. Somebody sent me this pirated version of Diamond Geezer. You can have it for free.