The next exhibition at the Saatchi Gallery in London is Gesamtkunstwerk: New Art From Germany, which opens on 18 November and limps along till 30 April 2012. This is some of the most appalling rubbish I've seen in a long time. Take Georg Herold's Untitled (2011) as an example. I guess it's a purple nude. It's one of the best works in the exhibition! CLICK for The Telegraph slide show if you don't believe me. The one redeeming feature of this dreadful mess is the entry price: free.