Larry Sacked!

PM David Cameron has taken a leaf out of Vince Cable's book and has sacked Larry the No 10 Mouser for sheer incompetence. The crunch came when a mouse ran across the floor of the PM's study while Larry was snoozing. Upon being prodded awake to do his job, Larry merely opened an accusing eye. The PM promptly drafted in Chancellor George Osborne's pussy Freya, which is a street-wise tabby that went missing for three years to do its own thing (CLICK).