Turner Prize Hell

Oh God! The Turner Prize is back! It opens tomorrow at Tate Britain exposing hopeless tripe from the four shortlisted pretend artists, admission £10 (CLICK). Who in their right mind is going to pay £10 to view this rubbish? CLICK for a Telegraph slide show. The most exciting thing about the show is the Stuckism demonstration outside. Shown A Wet Stuckist behind a Turner Prize Hell placard (1/10/12). CLICK for a Stuckism video. The winner of the £25,000 prize will be announced on 3 December. Who cares, apart from the shortlisted four and their relatives: Spartacus Chetwynd, Luke Fowler, Paul Noble and Elizabeth Price?