Diamond Geezer's Red Nose

Damien Hirst is muscling in on BBC's Comic Relief this year with signed limited-edition lithographic prints of his infamous Diamond Geezer sporting a red nose. He calls it For The Love of Comic Relief. Fifty are for sale at a piddling £2,500 each and the proceeds will all go to charity (CLICK). Red Nose Day is Friday 15 March. That's the day when anyone with any sense avoids BBC1 like the plague. Who wants to see overpaid celebrities doing daft things? I don't.