Choucair at Tate

Tomorrow Tate Passé lives down to its nickname and opens a major retrospective of 97-year-old Lebanese artist Saloua Raouda Choucair (CLICK). It covers six decades of her pioneering abstract stuff, from pathetic nudes to ghastly sculptures. Shown is her Les Peintres Célèbres (1948-49). At £10 for adults, £8.60 for silver surfers, this is a ripoff. Curator Jessica Morgan gave BBC News a tour of the exhibition, which means you don't have to waste your time and money by visiting it (CLICK).