Monday, 19 March 2007

London's Other Rats

Brown RatEven London's rats cock a snoop at Authority. They're supposed to be shy, secretive and nocturnal; but I've just seen a large brown rat swagger across my lawn in broad daylight, bold as brass. It didn't give a damn who or what might be watching. It knows that hunting with dogs is now illegal in Britain. So its old nemesis the Jack Russell Terrier is now on a leash. Cats? No problem. Human exterminators? Try it, Sunshine. Nothing short of Judge Dredd will do. Are you sure you want to risk visiting Mega City One for the Olympic Games?


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