Witte de What? Eh?

Never mind the quality, read the blurb: "Chloe Piene is part of a generation of young artists investigating new representations of radical otherness. Instead of emphasizing a familiar, modern loss of the self, Piene provokes the viewer to cut loose from any possible illusionary state of mind. In this way, she succeeds in a subtle engagement in the plight of victim and hero, viewer and protagonist." Oh yeah? Smiley doesn't think so. Sorry, Chloe, I couldn't resist adding a bemused Smiley to this load of Rotterdam: Blackmouth. Fancy a video of my oozing down a mud slide in the nuddy as proof of my radical otherness? Any offers? Sir Nick? Could be big!