Star Wars in London

Star Wars The Exhibition comes to London's County Hall as part of Lucas Films 30th anniversary celebrations for the blockbuster movie. It's big: 12 rooms and 240 exhibits, including R2-D2. It's fantastic: all sorts of special effects. It's damned expensive: adults £16.50, children £12.50! Silver surfers? No deal. Phooey. You won't catch me there, no matter how good it all is. Filthy rich with spoilt brats, it opens tomorrow, Saturday 5 May, and continues until 1 September 2007 or until parents are bankrupt, whichever comes sooner.